In the far corner of TCI’s office is a desk. At this desk, sits a bespectacled blonde man. His name is John Kelly. What do we know about him? Not much. Unlike his more loquacious coworkers, a shroud of mystery surrounds the mild-mannered software engineer. Where did he go to school? What does he like to eat? We will answer these questions and more in a groundbreaking investigative report. Join us as we delve into the life of John Kelly, the Man of Mystery.